The Sun's Semen Sunscreen

The Sun's Semen Sunscreen

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If anyone knows about sunscreen, it's our boy Karamakate. How else do you think he rallies against the evils of religious zealots and colonial intrusion in the Amazon wearing only a loincloth? It ain't rocket science! It's the Sun's Semen: A heavy-duty SPF 50 sunscreen that will keep you protected, whether you're drinking White Claws in Prospect Park or guiding naive Gringos through the treacherous jungle.